What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
My feet surprised me
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