Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she smelled like a LAN party
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He has the fingertips of a God
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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