bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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