dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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