What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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