we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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