Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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