So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
