Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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