No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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