So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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