I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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