I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My vagina is very pro this idea
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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