I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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