I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
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