Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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