Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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