It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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