If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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