is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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