This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
never play flip cup with pint glasses
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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