So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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