I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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