Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
operation harelip BJ is a go
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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