I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Randomize
