windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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