I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Girls should come with a carfax report
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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