My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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