I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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