Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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