i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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