PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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