I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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