Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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