You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize