I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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