You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
