Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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