Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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