butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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