wat bout pragnant strippers??
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
