Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
that may or may not have been my penis.
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