is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Never underestimate the power of titties
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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