i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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