Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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