Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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