I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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