Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just gargled with NyQuil
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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