I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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