How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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