Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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