i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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