Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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