It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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