But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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