i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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