omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
thus making me awesome and them whores
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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